Fucking into your hand night after night can get so boring, so I think it’s time to break the monotony. You need something you can hold and caress, something soft and plush. Something that will feel SO much better than that rough palm sliding up and down your shaft. Now we both know you’ll never fuck a real woman, so your old pillow will have to do. Hump her. Fuck her. I want to see long, deep strokes as you bring yourself closer to orgasm. Make love to your pillow girlfriend like a pathetic loser. Show me how hard she makes you cum.