OMG you have a total micropenis! GROSS! But I guess life is pretty hard with such a disgustingly tiny "cock"- it feels weird even calling it that, ugh- so I guess I'll take you on as a charity case and help you out. But I'm going to demonstrate on this nice fat dildo I own, because I'll need something to distract me from how vile that pathetic worm between your legs is. I'm honestly not sure if I should laugh or just straight up vom- it's in this weird place between totally hilarious and a shocking freakshow deformity. Hope you can get off to this JOI, because woman is ever gonna help you out with that little pencil eraser between your legs IRL... you better milk this experience for all the enjoyment you can.