You already spend all day and night edging relentlessly to porn- you might as well embrace who you really are now and take the pledge. What do I mean, you ask? Well... you're a porn addict now. A hardcore one. You're totally ruined for real women, so you should at least try to be faithful to the woman you obsess over all the time. I'm talking about porn, of course- in an abstract sense. And in a more literal sense, myself. You must remain faithful to porn, and embrace the new you- by jerking off to THIS and promising never to touch a real woman again. Becoming a born-again virgin, mercilessly fucking your hand every night. Real video has audio but the preview is muted.