[This is a custom video. No names are used.] SCRIPT: The video starts with you speaking to one of my friends alone. We are dating, and you have been secretly eating all my friends and turning them to fertilizer for your garden out back. You and my friend talk for a while and you fart during the conversation. You keep dropping hints that you're going to eat him. You fake flirt with him and go to kiss him, only to eat him. Then it skips to when I come home. I come home and you greet me. You tell me that you're sorry that the house smells so bad because of all the gas you've been letting out, but I don't notice anything unusual. I ask how your day has been, and you tell me that my friend came over. You fart during our conversation and drop hints that you ate him. I eventually figure out that you ate him, and you tell me about all the other friends of mine you've eaten. I freak out and tell you to spit him out, but you tell me that it's too late. You tell me that it's a good thing you are eating my friends because it fills out your curves and gives you a sexier body and a fatter ass. You tell me that I can either accept that you eat people, or I can join them. You talk about how I need to invite more people over to the house because the garden needs more fertilizer. The video ends with me agreeing to call a friend over to the house and you going to go take a dump.