So many wedgies to but little step-bro through hahaha should I even call you step-bro anymore? No, you're wegieboy officially. Anyone who gets as many wedgies as you do, needs a name that reflects that. Hahha especially if I'm giving you every single type of wedgie you can think of, everyday, all day like it's My job. Morning wedgies, hanging wedgies, melvin wegies, ATOMIC WEDGIES HAHAHHAHA wedgie boy gets them all. Big step-sis really put some work in on that ass crack of yours... and that ego. For this custom I am your younger step-brother and you are my older step-sister,however you simply just refer to me as "Wedgie Boy" mostly because of all the "Wedgies" you give me daily.You stand up and demonstrate a "Large Wedgie" on yourself to reaffirm my knowledge of "Wedgies",Then you move on to discussing all of the different types of "Wedgies" you put my ass crack through. Morning Wedgie- You would sneak into my room in every morning and yell "Wedgie Time" pulling my briefs up my ass I could feel the burn and hear the stretching sounds of my briefs. Atomic Melvin: I`m sitting at the kitchen table and you reach around me and stretch my briefs up from the front until the reach over the front of my head. Ripping Wedgie: As I`m laying on the football field at school you sneak up on me from behind and grab my tighty whities you drag me for a short time until they finally give way and rip completely off,you watch and laugh as I struggle to pick what`s left of my tighty whities from my ass. Hanging Wedgie: At school you grab me and drag me into the girls room you attach my tighty whities to a stall hook,you watch and laugh and hear the stretching sounds of my tighty whities as they disappear farther and farther up my ass. Atomic Wedgie: At step-mother`s Tupperware party in front of all her girlfriends,you run up behind me and yell "Atomic Wedgie" next thing I know I am in an "Full On Atomic Wedgie" you point and laugh as I struggle to free myself from the atomic wedgie.