I'm the babysitter and I decide we should try something fun, I want to swallow you whole and see if you can get out of me. You're in my belly and you're moving around and making a lot of noise and I start to rub my belly to quiet you down. As you start to digest I begin burping and eventually farting. Whew, now I'm ready for a nap. I lie down and once I wake up I let out the longest fart and realize I don't feel so full anymore. I keep burping and farting and that's when I realize that you're fully digested already and you exist as my farts now. How pathetic that you couldn't figure out how to get out of my belly. I shove a blanket and. bunch it up under the comforter in the shape of you...that ought to fool em, nobody will even notice you're missing. ***Farts are not mine!***