Oh babe! I am SO glad you are home! I went shopping at the mall today because I wanted to find some new sexy pants to rip ass in for you... and I sure did! But babe!! OMG!! I was so hungry but I didn't want to eat a full meal and get all bloated so I grabbed some high fiber bars from the store and oh... my... god... BABE! I can't believe how fucking gassy I am! My belly has been rumbling all day and I have been ripping so much ass! I just kept ripping farts all throughout the mall, it was almost embarrassing how much gas I had! I hurried and found my new pants so I could get home and share my farts with you because I know how much you love them! Look at these sexy new pants babe! I found a new pair of burgandy leather pants and these sexy super tight red pants! They are going to be so amazing with all this gas I have, I can't wait to show you babe! First I'm going to give you a little fart tease in these sexy blue jeans since I know they are your favorite, then I'm going to go change in to my new pants and really give you one sexy gassy night! Get ready babe, I'm going to be ripping ass all night long!