We've just finished a full day of fun together-shopping, exploring, and now dinner at My favorite restaurant. You know how to make Me happy don't you? I spend the whole dinner date flirting, teasing you under the table, and giggling about how obsessed with Me you are. I love it. I love knowing you're completely wrapped around My finger even though you know I'll never fuck you or date you. It probably drives you crazy doing all this for Me as My "friend" but you'll do anything to keep Me in your life, right? Tonight, after such a fantastic day and so many mixed signals from Me, you decide to confess your love for Me again, and ask Me to be your girlfriend. I delight in the opportunity to humiliate you and reject you in front of the entire restaurant before dragging you off for more shopping....