I've always been able to clearly see how infatuated with me you are, the entire time we've been "friends". I only pretend I don't see it so I can exploit it. I know you don't like My boyfriend, he always picks on you and I never even come to your defense! Tonight I invited you over to My hotel room because I left My bag at your place. When you arrive, I'm dressed in a sexy nightgown, and you can't hide your obsession. I know exactly what I do to you, and I have no problem reminding you that I will NEVER see you as anything more than a friend! You're just not "bf material." But don't worry, I thought of a way you can please Me and be useful before My boyfriend gets here....