I know your secret. You like to wear cute little pink bikinis. You’re actually really terrible at keeping your secret. You sent me so many pictures of you in your little outfits. How do you fit your balls in that bikini? Oh well, looking at the pictures, it looks like you can’t. You just let it all hang out and pray no one in your real life sees you. I think it’s hilarious. What won’t you do to debase yourself? How do you look at yourself in the mirror, knowing what you like to wear, and think you will ever fuck a woman? Well, I have news for you, bikini slut. You won’t.