I just got done working out and boy, do I need to go number two! I sit down to pee and let loose some loud stinky farts. I struggle, push, and grunt, but my dump doesn't want to come out. I take off my workout pants to see if that will help me relax and also try rocking back and forth. Finally, after trying rocking back and forth again and squatting over the toilet, some mass comes out of me after I push and make some very goofy looking ugly faces. I flush the toilet and wipe continuously, but my booty still doesn't feel clean. I decide to wash off my dirty ass in the shower (you can't see me shower to give me some privacy, but you hear the water running) like they do in Europe and I feel cleaner. I wash my hands and vow to up my water intake during my next workout.