I'm your wife and I divulge that I've been messing around while you're at work. This is especially concerning because I am nearly 9 months pregnant, yet I don't seem too concerned at all. In fact, I'm in a bubbly, happy mood as I share this news with you. Obviously there is a good chance the offspring doesn't belong to you, but that doesn't hold me back from telling you all the potential paternal figures it may belong to. The neighbor, the pool boy, the gardener... the list goes on! I get bored during the day, which is the main reason I have these adulterous tendencies. This clip doesn't include outright humiliation, but rather matter of factness. It's a situation that I make seem to be normal when it's anything but. This is especially true when I tell you the three of us are still going to be a happy unit despite the circumstances. Fingers crossed!