Look, I know I haven't been the "best" Girlfriend, and I want to make it up to you with a  little game I learned of a while ago! It's called "Quicksand"... I don't remember all the rules, but I'm sure they'll come to me after a few goes. Let's Play! First, we need some rope and a timer. I'll tie your wrists and give you 30 seconds to escape... If you can't, another length of rope gets added and repeat, repeat! There we go! I'm too fond of your protests...So lets do something about THAT. Oh no... Are you scared? I promise, I'll let you go.... When I feel like it!