You've been working for me for a year, it's time for your company review. It's never easy to tell someone that they suck at their job. You can never finish projects on time, your accounting details are skewed, your teammates hate you. The list goes on and on. Don't worry, you're not being let go. You're not getting a demotion. You can quit but I know you have a wife and little one to take care of. You have another job opportunity though. I am going to personally retrain you for a new position that is much more suited for your abilities. You are going to be the office pet. The office bitch! You are going to do anything I ask of you. You will wear a gag for me while on company property. You will loan your mouth for my employees to face fuck you. I didn't even get to the best part yet! You will be the office toilet. You will learn to love being covered in whatever my employees and I spray onto your face. Maybe if you didn't fuck up at your original job, you wouldn't have earned the position of office bitch. Yet, here you are. Lay down, I have to use the bathroom. Your new job starts now.