You are a complete and utter failure as a man. You aren't even that useful as a human being. You truly are nothing but a drain on society and an annoyance to me. It must be such a sad, listless existence you lead. Well, the good news is that I am going to change all of that for you! I'm going to use my magical abilities to give you purpose. I could transform you into an object or even a pet, but have decided those things are way too good for a useless worm like yourself. Instead, I will shrink you down, down, down to the size of a grain of rice and then I'm going to gobble you right up. You are going to be a little snack for me, consumed and digested. Won't that be nice?