I have decided that you do not get to jerk your dick when you want anymore. Nor can you fuck your wife whenever she decided she is horny enough to fuck you. I want complete control of your sex life. So, today, I am locking that little dick up. And guess what, I’m flushing the key down the toilet. That’s right, you’re going to have to explain to your wife why your little cock is chained up in metal. And how awkward is that going to be? Did I mention that there is no spare key?