How humiliating! I just finished my workout at the gym and I know I can't make it before I get home to go number two and I can already tell this is going to be a bad one! I'm hoping to at least be alone in the ladies' locker room, but no such luck! Even more embarrassing, the ladies who are in there are being very quiet, making me even more self-conscious of my loud, very stinky farts! I pee and start to go number two, and at first, it comes out easily, but I let out some very embarrassing, VERY loud farts, some of the loudest I've ever had! Even more awkward is the eerie silence of the other ladies in the locker room. I try to finish up quickly, but no such luck. I grunt, sweat, and almost cry as I try to get the last bit out of me, but only some more extremely loud, super embarrassing farts escape. After what seems like a decade to me, the rest finally comes out with some final loud farts (much to my chagrin, the other women in the locker room seem to be quietly listening to me, I was hoping that they'd have the courtesy to leave!). I finish up, wipe, pull up my pants, and flush the toilet. Now to make a quick and discreet exit!