Six states have passed "heartbeat" bills, making abortion illegal 6 weeks after conception - or as soon as a heartbeat is even detected; before most women even know they are pregnant. Luckily, there's an obvious solution and way to protect women's bodily autonomy: Castrate all the old, moronic, God-fearing, Christian (predominantly white), religiously devoted MEN who keep making laws about women's bodies. But only after they've impregnated women with their seed . . . so we can all make our own pro-choice decision on what to do with their pro-life seed. We'll turn all the pro-life men into eunuchs. Forever after, when they try to fill women with their non-existent pro-life seed, their Godly efforts will be futile. I vow to continue doing the good work of Satan by castrating them all; essentially, according to the bible, bringing them closer to their God. They'll thank me in the end. It's time they learn the hard way to keep their theology off our biology. Matthew 19:12 For there were eunuchs who were born that way; others were made that way by men; and still others live like eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. The one who can accept this should accept it. *Email VelmaVonMassacre@gmail.com for customs* *Originally posted 5/2019