After slipping into bed and finding your cookie stash, your wife thinks its finally time she mentions your recent and extreme weight gain. She has been noticing your growing belly, tightening clothes and large appetite for some time now and its time to stop you before you get out of hand. She plans on eating your precious cookies right in front of you to rid the house of temptation,  while ridiculing and scolding you about your fattening behaviors and girthy body! Tomorrow you will embark on a journey of weightloss but before then she plans a small feast for you indulge yourself one last time. So slip into bed with me and lets talk about your weight honey...