BLUE BALLS HELD TO RANSOM

There are blue balls and there are blue balls. And this sadistic task is going to give you VERY blue balls. And when I say "blue", I mean blue in every sense of the word. This is a nightmare-inducing task for your precious nuts. So sadistic that you'll soon wish you didn't have nuts! But since you do, I'm going to put them to a test of endurance - to see how long you can last and how badly you want the torment to end!