You're a sort of girlfriend and your man stays with your for appearence and because you're totally submitted to him! Don't you think that he loves your deformed body, sloppy outfit and scruffy hair. Since he met me he totally fell in love with my big ass and boobs that he can never touch. There's also an hilarious detail: we have the same shoe size but if you wear my wedgies, you'd fall from the first step. Since I'm cruel, I'll come to your bar and kick your fucking face with them because you deserve to be humiliated in the worst ways. There's also a kick in your man's family jewels before telling him to fuck off!