You've failed horribly. You're not a very good Christian, you kinda suck at it actually. Attending church every Sunday is easy enough, but when it comes down to following rules? obeying? You just can't. In fact, I know you're failing right this very moment. You can't resist me, I'm too much of a temptation. You worship me and treat me like the goddess you know I am. When it comes down to it, it's so much easier to listen and obey for me than anything else. You'll worship me above all else.