The more I make you cry the happier I become but all those tears are going to waste, they're just falling down your face as you sob away while I ridicule you. So be a dear and keep on crying while I rip into you but just hold this bottle underneath your eye and next time you want a Misery Wank you can use your own tears as lube......HELL I can sell them! Might as well monetize your sorrow and pain and cash in on your unhappiness, why the hell not? So keep jerking, keep stroking, keep crying away like the weakling you are and I'll keep stepping up using you just like the stepping stone you are and you, well, you'll just keep doing you won't you? You'll just keep jerking that sad sorry thing between your legs, crying to yourself at night wishing to yourself you could be someone else, but alas, you can't be, you're stuck being you, so keep your tears, save them and use them as lube!