It’s day 782 that I am all alone and lost in space. I have no one to talk to about my exploits defeating evil aliens with my ray guns and lightsaber. Worst of all, I’m horny and there is no one here for me to fuck! A strange alien life form boards my ship and the only way we can communicate is by letting him penetrate my orifices with his huge double tentacles! Making first contact has never been sexier!