Excuse me, I had a big lunch and I've been burping ever since. It's been a long day, let me tell you about it while I unwind. Don't mind my belching, it feels really good being so full and burping like this. I'm going to tell you this story from work about someone who actually had a problem with my burping, as if it's not a completely normal thing that everyone does. I know it's kind of crazy because I'm so full, but I'm actually going to eat a little something. It just feels so good to burp with my stomach completely stuffed full. Oops, I keep dropping crumbs down my shirt. I love casually chatting with you while I enjoy my giant burps.