I won an eating contest! Can you believe it? I honestly think I won because I kept burping the whole time and I just love to eat so much. It feels so good to be this full. Excuse my massive burps, I obviously can't help it. I started smoking recently after having to deal with that co-worker who got upset about me burping, I had to find some excuse to go outside. But now I just totally love it. It feels so good to indulge and now I can't even go 30 minutes without one. I smoke more everyday than the day before. I love how much air I swallow, it makes my burps amazing and almost orgasmic. I love the feeling of being stuffed and smoking. I love this new me and I'm going to keep chainsmoking and eating whatever I want and doing whatever makes me happy from now on.