you've booked a lavish get away to try and save our relationship. A gorgeous hotel room waits for Me with Fenty lingerie you've picked out for Me. I gladly change into it and then begin to tell you My thoughts. It's beautiful! I know I was a little quiet on the drive here but I've been thinking. I have come up with the PERFECT way to save this relationship! I've come up with a solution...and ultimatum if you will. Here goes... Get a penectomy or break up with Me! And I know you don't want to do the latter. you worked SO HARD trying to get My attention for months! Years! you can't fuck this up. Look, don't worry, I've done My homework and I'll explain how this is the best option for us. Most importantly it's the best option for YOU! I'll explain, just give Me your time, lover. I'll show you why you NEED a penectomy.