I’m chilling out in my bedroom when you come in to ask for a phone charger. I’m slightly annoyed because you’ve been nothing but trouble since I agreed we could be housemates. The place is always untidy and my things are forever going missing. I should’ve known better than to get a lease with a guy! What’s taking you so long down there, the charger is right in the socket. Wait, is that my knicker drawer you’re fumbling through?? I don’t believe this, it’s you who’s been stealing my underwear! You pervert! What are you doing with my stolen knickers?? Selling them on the internet?? NO! You use them to wank with! Do you know how deviant that is?? Hmm, come on then, I want you to show me. If you’ve got the balls to steal my intimate clothing you must be man enough to show me. In fact I have a cheeky little idea, you can use the knickers I’m wearing, they are all nice and warm and juicy. Don’t be shy, I want to see exactly what you are doing with my underwear. Now unfasten those trousers and show me you panty thieving perv! I’m going to make sure you never ever steal my underwear again. Don’t even think that I’m going to let you enjoy this. You need to be taught a lesson on how to behave. And if you don’t, I will be making sure to let everyone know just what a debauched perv you are!