Your teacher called in sick today, but it’s a good thing she had a plan B, calling me in as the substitute! I am immediately gassy, farting and burping, as I explain that your teacher is learning a very valuable science lesson in digestion. In fact, I think she wants you all to have a first hand experience with her! I proceed to gobble you and all your classmates up and then I burp and fart you all out of existence! ✨Farts are not mine, they’re edited in!✨