I would love to tell you a story while you sit quietly at my feet. A story of how much I love cigar service. How much I love to make you my human ashtray. I will let you light my cigar, and then enjoy the pleasure of watching me inhale and exhale. I take a powerful pull inside and then blow the deep smoke into your face. I relate the story of previous ashtrays and let you decide if you wish to become my latest one. Will you eat my ash??