When I read the application that you sent me to be one of my sissy slaves, I truly thought it was a joke! I mean, just look at you! There's no way you have what it takes to become a beautiful, dainty sissy in my household. You're far too ugly! Too manish! I can barely trust your competency as a regular slave - you're simply not good for much. I had already been considering getting rid of you when you wrote that sissy desire to me, so reevaluating your usefulness to me is certainly on the table. Since you're so terrible at basically everything else, the best I think you can do is be my little human portapotty. That's right, I'd pin you down and you'd need to gulp down my waste straight from the source. I know you love my ass, so perhaps you could be trained for this purpose. Sure, it's degrading and utterly humiliating, but that's the best you're going to get if you stay here, ugly. You're no sissy slut of mine, but that tongue would make pretty decent toilet paper!