The Super Bowl is tomorrow, and I have the perfect game for a nasty little thing like you: you're going to slurp and gulp waste just like you've always imagined. Now, I know you've always imagined that it was *my* waste that you were consuming. You want to be my little ass licker, I know. But that wouldn't be much of a game we could play right now, would it? This is much more achievable, trust me. This challenge involves your toilet and as much of your waste as you can make on the day of the big game. This will be a day that you'll remember for a long, long time, and an intense swirly that you'll never forget. Let me tell you exactly what I want you to do...