So you want to be my little toilet boy, do you? I get message after message after message from boys like you, begging for even a sip of my golden nectar or a sniff of my waste. What sets you apart from any of them? I think you just have this fantasy of what it would be like to be my human toilet. I'm not sure you could really handle the true degradation that comes with the position. You think you're different? Devoted? Committed to toilet slavery? Alright, then I'll give you a test to prove yourself. Be warned: it's truly disgusting. It will utterly humiliate you. If you think you're up to my challenge, step up to the porcelain plate and let's see what you're made of....