Are you serious? Are you really here? Oh my god, I can't believe you show up here to jerk your dick off. Is it because you can't get a real girlfriend? You're so pathetic, you're probably not very good in bed! haha!  Oh, my gum, yeah, I don't care if you don't like it, my place my rules, and I'll smack it as loud as I want! Why don't the girls like to fuck you? Is it because you just a big loser who likes to be humiliated!