Your Christmas present to yourself was a SarahBot 3000: Special Christmas Edition. The special thing about this edition is that it allows you to enter the type of directive you are looking for. You decide to enter in a pleasure bot program and begin testing out. How can I serve you? Understood – I will touch my breasts. Understood – I will touch my ass. Uh oh – there seems to be glitch in the system – you did not enter the correct programming. You try to correct the problem and SarahBot reboots. That seemed to have worked. You give SarahBot the directive to come closer to you and kiss you. Oh no! She is glitching again! This isn’t what you intended! SarahBot will destroy you!