You’ve got a new kind of resolution this year and it’s going to be a very gluttonous year indeed! Instead of worrying about shedding the pounds or getting shredded you are going to gain for the next 12 months under my encouragement, guidance, and command. I expect you to indulge and get fat for me in 2023…and I want proof too! You’ll be taking progress pics so you and I can see just how you’re packing on the pounds over the seasons. I love giving you ideas on how to indulge whether it’s fast food binges, horrible gluttonous ideas with lard and fats, or stuffing yourself with the finest of dining. Forget diets and slaving for hours at the gym, you can stay at home all cozy and warm, getting pudgy and incredibly fluffy for me!