You thought you were so slick! I found out about your little wife situation while you were on vacation. You told me you were so in love with me, but I was just your side piece! I don't like that. I bet your wife wouldn't like it if she found out you were fucking other women. I can send her all of your horny dick pics and voicemails right now. Or, you can fund my entire existence. I don't want to worry about car payments, rent, groceries, or clothes anymore. You will be paying for all of that. If I say I want the newest designer purse, you buy it for me. And by the way, I am never fucking you again. Little bitches don't get this pussy. I don't care if I'm being unfair. If you don't want me telling your wife what a horny loser you are, I'd start writing the checks now. I can ruin you so easily otherwise!