I am so pouty that you're putting me in thick, double, disposable diapers. After admitting that I had a pee-pee accident earlier today, and a messy accident in my pull-up at the mall, I quietly admit those are things that do not happen to big girls. Then I explain why it's so embarrassing to be diapered by you - detailing the diaper checks, getting put on the changing table so you can clean me up, and being taped into yet another diaper.