Well, a little someone (or big as the case may be), has been found out by HR. That is correct, HR has discovered that you are not masturbating enough, and when you do, you are just not doing it alignment with core company values....So...you have been sent up to your Boss's, Boss's office...for a little one on one "training". That's right, it might take some time, but we will get you realigned with company values. So you heard me, let's get straight to brass tax here...this is the first meeting of many. Get comfortable, put your phone on silent, so we will not be disturbed, and grab your preferred lube. That's right Sailor, this organization has you by the balls, and now we are taking over your cock too! Today's session will cover some basic grip and stroke instructions, as well as some relaxation techniques. This will be a foundation training session, which future sessions will build upon, so bring your A-game...We all need a little release from stress once in a while, and according to accounting, you have definitely earned one!