Well, if it isn’t my completely, utterly useless step-son. I’ve had it with your lazy antics. For once in your life, I’m going to turn you into something useful. As you know, the toilet isn’t flushing and you’re going to be fixing it today. All you need to do is go into the room next to the bathroom & pop your head into the hole at the bottom of the wall and check for any blockages. Get to it, boy! Once you find the hole and get yourself in, you find yourself unable to escape, just the way I’d planned it. And now, with your head down the toilet, the toilet is now ready to use. Now, unless you want to be completely covered in my waste, you had better eat everything that’s coming your way. Eat it all or be buried in it. What will it be, toilet boy?