Hello again, my loyal subjects, gooners, losers and worshippers. I’m back once again, gracing you peasants with my presence, to collect your hard-earned taxes. I understand these are difficult times for you all, but I have some helpful advice for you. I, on the other hand, have lots to look forward to this month - I’ll be enjoying myself to the fullest, all funded by your taxes, of course. You’re all so lucky to serve under a queen so perfect and powerful and with the most magnificent of bums. Worshipping your queen, slaving away like all obedient subjects should, just to pay it all to your queens. Oh, you lucky peasants.