Hello there, paypig! It's my birthday and I expect nothing but the best from my loyal worshippers like you. You're here to worship me and give me everything I desire, aren't you? Of course, you are! Today is a special day, and I want you to show your love for me in a big way. First, let's start with some commands. Get on your knees and send me a tribute right now. I want to see your money flowing into my account. Then, I want you to write me a birthday card telling me how much you adore me and how much you're willing to do for me. It should be a heartfelt message, full of love and devotion. Next, I want you to go on a shopping spree for me. Buy me some sexy lingerie, a new pair of heels, and some expensive jewelry. Don't forget to send me the receipts, so I know how much you spent on me. But we're not done yet. I want you to go to the nearest ATM and withdraw as much cash as you can. Then, I want you to go to a public place, like a park or a mall, and give out that cash to strangers. Yes, you heard me right. Give away your hard-earned money to people who don't even know you. And don't forget to film it all and send me the video as proof. Lastly, I want you to set up a monthly tribute for me. It should be a significant amount, something that will make me smile every time I see it in my account. And don't you dare forget to send me a gift on my next birthday. Now, let's talk about wallet draining ideas. How about you send me a tribute for every year I've been alive? Or, you could send me a tribute for every hour of the day. You could also buy me some stocks, so I can watch my wealth grow even more. And, of course, you can always just send me a huge tribute and make me happy. Remember, paypig, it's my birthday, and I expect nothing but the best from you. Follow my commands, drain your wallet for me, and make me the happiest goddess in the world. Happy birthday to me!