You thought it would be SO hot to send your girlfriend on a date while you stayed home… locked up, of course. How hard could it be? It’s just a few hours of confinement. You weren’t expecting me to change my mind about unlocking you, were you? And I bet you definitely weren’t expecting me to throw your KEY into the OCEAN! I bet you’re regretting your big idea now, aren’t you? Well, you better get used to it. Unless you can scuba dive, you’re never seeing that key again… which renders you just about useless in the dating world. The only option for you is my eternal servitude. You made the mistake of sending me on a date with someone who’s twice the man you’ll ever be… and now I see you for the loser you are. I think this lifestyle is a lot more fitting for you than playing the role of my “boyfriend”. You can fight it, but you’ll soon come to realize you have no choice.. You can’t move on from this. Ever. There’s no explaining this to anyone else, let alone a new partner… So for now on, you’ll be used to clean my house, cook my food, and of course, get ready to serve all the hot dates I bring here.