You come home one day to an empty house and a tape sitting on the counter, left to you by your girlfriend… “I can’t stand to be around you anymore, even for one more second. So I made you this tape. If you haven't gotten the hint yet.. we’re DONE. I’m LEAVING you. I’ve finally opened my eyes to what a loser you are. You really are going no where. Everyone knows it. They all tried to warn me, but I didn’t listen. I’m not wasting one more second on you. Say goodbye to your favorite lingerie set. I’m wearing it for your BEST FRIEND tonight. I’ve always thought he was hot and he’s twice the man you WISH you could be. Oh yeah, and the key for your chastity cage? You’re going to have to wait until I send it back to you in the mail, if I ever get around to it. I don’t really care. The thing is, I’m probably never going to think about you again after I’m done recording this. I have BIGGER and BETTER things to enjoy now.”
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