I have a piece of cake, especially for you, but there will be a catch, personal slaves don't deserve a plate, saucer, serviette or even mutt bowl...NO... he only deserves to eat cake from the bottom of my expensive shoes and to finish up by licking his delicacy directly from the dirty, disgusting toilet floor and only after I have trodden and twisted it all into the cracks in between the filthy tiles. He licks the delicious banquet from the beauty of my red soles before being allowed to lick the toilet floor clean.