I'm being interviewed about my new book, coming out next month but suddenly my sexy friend Jeff walks through the door. There's no way I can concentrate now - I can't wait to fuck his brains out, so I ask the interviewer for a break, before explaining in detail exactly why I need to stop, and what I'm going to do with Jeff. The interviewer can stay and watch if they want, and I'll come right back to the interview once we're done. But first, I need to do ALL THESE THINGS with Jeff, and I tell you with anatomical detail exactly how it's going to go!