Custom: Farting Ex Eats You! I walk out of the bathroom of a strange house after taking a huge dump. What happened last night? I must've had one too many, hooked up with a stranger and ate him. Poor guy. I suddenly get a phone call from my loser ex-boyfriend. What does he want? I pick up and quickly learn he's halfway digested in my stomach. Turns out he was the guy I went home with. I laugh, berate, and bully him. I tell him what an annoying loser he is, and how he deserves this, while I fart into the phone. I reveal that I had been cheating on him behind his back the entire relationship, and talking to his best friend. In fact, I'm having my first date with him tonight. I get bored bullying him and decide to get ready for the night. I'm sitting in my room with said friend, we're flirting, and I'm still farting. Have I talked to my ex? Uh....no. Let's not talk about him, he sucks. Suddenly, we hear a phone ringing from my stomach. I have to explain everything. Please don't call the cops! Wait, you didn't like him either? That's hilarious! Let's call him and bully him together. We do just that, all while I'm farting until his phone cuts out. He must've completely digested! Ugh, I have to take a dump, wanna watch? **NO TOILET SCENES**