Thank you for taking the time to facetime with me. So I wanted to talk to you about something that happened at the club last night. So it was adult swim night, I know you couldn't make it. Well, it's about your wife...she was making out with this woman, they were grinding...wait, are you turned on right now? I mean, you can stroke if you want? I haven't even finished the story yet! I'll take my pants off if you'll feel more comfortable. Then I can finish the story...