So I just got a new slave to be my seat! An he's being super rude to me! Like dude your my seat now and nothing else! He's all like "But I have a life! You can't just take people off the streets like this!" Like oh my god get over it dude! It happened! Your a seat cushion now! So like I have to teach him a lesson! He needs to learn to be a seat, and nothing else! So I gave him some water, with some stuff that may or may not make it so he cant move but can still feel everything! An now he's laying down on my foot stool ready to be a good little seat! So I put on my Uncomfortable Black Latex pants and I'm going to crush all of his dreams so he can understand that his new life and his new dreams should be all about making a good seat for my giant ass!