My tiny Roomate was secretly watching me do my horse training! I just sit down on my footstool and ride it like a horse! At first when I saw him watching! I got really mad, but then I got an idea! So I grabbed him and said how about I tape you down to the seat and ride you instead? He smiled ear to ear saying it’s always been his dream! He begged me to do it… so I did… I taped him down, put on my chaps and sat right down on his face. What he doesn’t know is that when I ride a horse, I get crazy bad cramps and can’t stop farting. So he’s about to learn that his dreams are better as dreams, hahaha before I sat down I even told him! Be careful what you wish for!